fozzie:

those “sharpest [material] kitchen knife in the world” videos. i click on em . i know whats gonna happen. the youtuber is gonna process the material over and over again then refrigerate it then cut it into a knife shape and sharpen it with finer and finer sandpaper. and the whole time theyre gonna be using those cow-shaped porcelain kitchen vessels. but here i am. for 15 minutes at a time. every time. and at the end when the knife is sharp. my mind will still be blown

bencoppersupportgroup:

skittles8059:

obviouslyphelps:

Courtesy of Sincerely Tumblr on Twitter

This is the greatest post I have ever laid eyes upon.

HONESTLY.

infetters:

By Xue Wang

ofcowardiceandkings:

do you ever get confused about where your mental illness ends and where you being a piece of shit begins ?? like am i just being difficult or can i really not do that

baddielabelle:

baddielabelle:

I was going through old stuff and I found a photo of me and my first crush. Anyways here he go tying my shoes cause I would pretend I didn’t know how lol

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This is pride month material tbh

xicetheticx:
“Girls/Girls/Boys - Panic! At The Disco
In honour of pride month and my fellow bisexual/biromantic people out there 💖💜💙
”

xicetheticx:

Girls/Girls/Boys - Panic! At The Disco

In honour of pride month and my fellow bisexual/biromantic people out there 💖💜💙

thehighladyelf:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

yogurt-gun:

tin-pan-ali:

john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined

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‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’ 

“God can’t hear you.”

“One black coffee”

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him

languorwine:

when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything

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happiest:

whats with parents and comparing you with other peoples kids………

MW